1. THOU SHALT DISSRESPECT THY TEACHERS
This is the most important thing as a good student. As we all know, they ain't shit. Make fun of them, mess with them, fuck with them!
How to Learn English like a Gangsta
This is the most important thing as a good student. As we all know, they ain't shit. Make fun of them, mess with them, fuck with them!
Don't wake up until somebody wakes you up. If you are not sleepy, do other things. マンガを読んだり
Borrow notes from a few friends. Your friends might make mistakes. Don't rely on only one friend. Now you are ready to study.
All you have to do is just memorize what's on the notes and books. This works all knid of subjects. 試験範囲に気をつけてね
You have math, history, science as well as English. It takes seven days to memorize all subjects.
Stay away from having fun. It's just ten days.
It's just a fucking test. Don't take it seriously. Don't think of it as important.
Never talk about studying. Don't even open the book at school. Study at home or library. They will wonder how you did it.
Even if it's bad hand writing, if the answer is correct, it's correct.
Don't cheat. But help your friends with cheating. Make up gestures before the test. You don't have to leave any evidences.
中学生、高校生のためのテスト対策と心構え。塾の先生、学校の先生が教えたくない成績が上がる勉強方法。