3 MONTHS BEFORE THE TEST
Drink beer. At party, get attention from everybody first. Show everybody how fast you can drink. Make sure you are always standing up. So everybody can see you drinking.
How to Learn English like a Gangsta
Drink beer. At party, get attention from everybody first. Show everybody how fast you can drink. Make sure you are always standing up. So everybody can see you drinking.
Drink Sake. What do you think Sake tastes like? You don't give a fuck about the taste. It's all about the fun!
Never Say "I'm a tank". Your friends decide if you're a tank or not. Basically people who say "I'm a tank" got nuthin'. When people ask you if you are a tank or not, answer "I just like the party". Don't even front!
Drink tequila. Most students lick salt first, take a shot, bite lime. If you wanna do it Mexican way, bite lime with salt first. Take a shot.
Drink vodka. Drink more than opposite sex do. If you are a faggot, you gotta drink more than lesbians do.
Sip gin and juice.
Do not drink water no matter what. You don't wanna be a loser.
Have a big party. Get drunk, get faded, get high like it's your birthday! But get sleep before sun rise.
Wake up your friends, get some help. Now you are ready to study!
Be at the exam place. Being late just fucks it up. The last thing you want to do is throw up on the test then submit it.
for all mothafuckas who gotta take a English test